Christmas in July!

Behold brothers in dorkdom. It is the lyrics to the Heat Miser song from "The Year Without a Santa Claus."

I'm Mister Green Christmas
I'm Mister Sun
I'm Mister Heat Blister
I'm Mister Hundred and One
They call me Heat Miser,
What ever I touch
Starts to melt in my clutch
I'm too much!

He's Mister Green Christmas
He's Mister Sun
He's Mister Heat Blister
He's Mister Hundred and One

They call me Heat Miser,
What ever I touch
Starts to melt in my clutch

He's too much!

Thank you!
I never want to see a day
That's under sixty degrees
I'd rather have it eighty,
Ninety, one hundred degrees!
(spoken)
Oh, some like it hot, but I like it
REALLY hot! Hee hee!

He's Mister Green Christmas
He's Mister Sun

Sing it!

He's Mister Heat Blister
He's Mister Hundred and One

They call me Heat Miser,
What ever I touch
Starts to melt in my clutch
I'm too much!

Too Much!

Now then...if you are of a certain age and you remember this little claymation show that used to show every Christmas, chances are you have this song playing in your head right now.

You should be happy that I couldn't find an MP3 of the song or it'd be playing through your speakers right now. EDIT: HA! I found it...as you can no doubt tell by now.
Enjoy the ear worm. I did when it showed up in my email.

Now let's see...what was I doing?

Oh yeah.

I'm Mr. Green Christmas
I'm Mr. Sun