Rules of Thumb #1 - The Dog as Connoisseur

If you are cooking, and usually when you cook, the dog comes over and sits in the middle of the kitchen. He looks up at you expectantly. But this time, you're cooking and you look around and the dog is sitting in the living room on a chair licking either his balls or his ass and pointedly ignoring what's going on in the kitchen.

Perhaps you should rethink that night's dinner choice.

Just an idea,

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