Pardon me...I think I need to throw up...
Golden Palace Casinos...you know, the guys who put their web address on the backs of boxers, as in pugilists not underwear, and seem to buy every weird piece of crap that comes along. They bought that 10 year old grilled cheese sandwich that looked like it had the Virgin Mary on it...well, these guys have definitely upped the "EEEWWWWW" factor.
A few weeks ago, they paid $5,001 for the alleged pregnancy test that Britney Spears used. So Woo Hoo...Good for them, they have something that Britney Spears peed on.
An Ottawa radio station recovered the test from a trash can outside Spears hotel room a few months ago.
Ah yes, to put a price on Britney Spear's pee.
Excuse me...BARF!
Golden Palace spokesman Drew Black said that Golden Palace is looking into going on tour with all of their out of the ordinary items. Included in their collection is the Virgin Mary grilled cheese, a Dortios chip that looks like the Pope's hat, and a haunted cane.
Yeah...Good luck getting people to pay to see that.
Aw, who am I kidding...have you looked around at the gene pool lately. I bet some of these freaks stand in line to see that stuff. And on the night when it rolls through your town, I bet all the trailer parks are empty.
A few weeks ago, they paid $5,001 for the alleged pregnancy test that Britney Spears used. So Woo Hoo...Good for them, they have something that Britney Spears peed on.
An Ottawa radio station recovered the test from a trash can outside Spears hotel room a few months ago.
Ah yes, to put a price on Britney Spear's pee.
Excuse me...BARF!
Golden Palace spokesman Drew Black said that Golden Palace is looking into going on tour with all of their out of the ordinary items. Included in their collection is the Virgin Mary grilled cheese, a Dortios chip that looks like the Pope's hat, and a haunted cane.
Yeah...Good luck getting people to pay to see that.
Aw, who am I kidding...have you looked around at the gene pool lately. I bet some of these freaks stand in line to see that stuff. And on the night when it rolls through your town, I bet all the trailer parks are empty.
posted by Mark "Puff" Anderson | 11:07 PM
1 Comments:
You're probably right, Mark,
Recently in neighboring New Jersey there was a water stain on the side of a highway overpass that looked like the Virgin Mary and traffic came to a halt! People see what the want to see I guess.
Myself, I'll always remember that episode of the tonight show when Carson 'ate' the potato chip...
Give 'em hell, man...
Curt
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