Possibly One of the Funniest Posts I've Ever Read...

Via The Superficial:

More than a month after getting married, Pamela Anderson has announced on her official website that she and Kid Rock have slept together, saying:

"Not pregnant yet. But we have consummated the marriage!"

Which is sort of like a shark saying: "I have a lot of teeth and I bite things." Pamela could've made the same statement during the reception and it still would've been accurate.

The only way these two didn't have sex before, during, and after the wedding is if Kid Rock's penis fell off. And even then I'd just assume he used the stub. Or scar tissue. Whatever, I'm not a doctor.

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Funny...very funny.

There are some pics of Mr. and Mrs. Kid Rock at Superficial's site. Check them out.

Show some love to the funny folks on that site.