So AOL Does Pop Up Orgasms...

I logged into AIM this morning, just to see if I could catch my baby online, so we could chat a bit before either one of us got too busy.

And what to my wondering eyes should appear...



Note the first headline under AOL Living...

I wonder if Parental Controls would have zapped this away if I had been an 11-year old.

Just seems sort of...risque for first thing in the morning.

I'm just saying.

And of course...you know...I clicked on it to see what it was. It was about make-up.

[blank stare]

Hmmm...I think anyone who thinks that putting on make-up has anything to do with orgasms really, really needs to pay more attention to their and their partner's naughty bits.