"I Pledge Allegiance"...MAD Magazine Style

Say the Pledge of Allegiance and follow along with your eyes...



MAD Magazine has still got "IT".

I'm sorry...I just realized...considering the era we live in...

I pledge allegiance,
to the flag,
of the United States of America,
And to the Republic,
For which it stands,
One Nation under God,
Indivisible,
With Liberty and Justice for All.

Just in case, some of our readers didn't learn it as a matter of course in school.