Cure for Baldness...

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Well...

They should have come up with this 10 years ago...before I discovered the thinning spots...

...and before I found out how smoking hot I am with a shaved head...

...well...before Cadi found out how smoking hot I am with a shaved head.

Thanks, baby.

Heck, its been long enough now that if I let it go for a week or two, I just feel wrong with the crap on my head.

My question is...if the treatment starts sending signals to proteins in cells to grow hair, does it just send those signals to cells on your head?

How many poor bastards are suddenly gonna find themselves in Ron Jeremy territory?

...or like this guy.

Hmmm, shave my head and be happy with the way I look or...run the risk of having to shave my back...

Gosh...which one will I choose...pfft.

And, there was no mention of side effects, but it seems like every one of these "treatments" has an adverse effect on your liver or something.

I'd rather damage my liver the old fashioned way.

Miller Lite, please!