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Thursday, June 29, 2006

My New Favorite T-Shirt Design - 07/06/2006

No, it's not a t-shirt.

And I'm officially on vacation the week that this comes out, but...

In honor of the World Cup...



Click here to purchase it.

The Dodge/Save Mart 350 at Sonoma, California...the Just Us Cupdate

NAPA's Fanniversary...check it out, register to win

The Dodge/Save Mart 350 at Sonoma, California...the Just Us Cupdate

The Race Report

Gordon Wins on the Road Course at Sonoma

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3rd Place for Terry Labonte and Hall of Fame Racing...not too shabby for a team that has only been racing since February

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Due to technical difficulties, the rest of the News portion of the update was corrupted and has been removed.

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Complete Finishing Order

1 Jeff Gordon (24)
2 Ryan Newman (12)
3 Terry Labonte (96)
4 Greg Biffle (16)
5 Kurt Busch (2)
6 Carl Edwards (99)
7 Jeff Burton (31)
8 Elliott Sadler (38)
9 Boris Said (160)
10 Jimmie Johnson (48)
11 Kyle Busch (5)
12 Denny Hamlin (11)
13 Mark Martin (6)
14 Brian Vickers (25)
15 Martin Truex Jr. (1)
16 Clint Bowyer (07)
17 Matt Kenseth (17)
18 Jamie McMurray (26)
19 Jeff Green (66)
20 Casey Mears (42)
21 Kyle Petty (45)
22 Jeremy Mayfield (19)
23 Michael Waltrip (55)
24 Kevin Harvick (29)
25 Joe Nemechek (01)
26 Dale Earnhardt Jr. (8)
27 Scott Riggs (10)
28 Tony Stewart (20)
29 Reed Sorenson (41)
30 Scott Pruett (40)
31 Kasey Kahne (9)
32 David Gilliland (72)
33 J.J. Yeley (18)
34 Dale Jarrett (88)
35 Bobby Labonte (43)
36 P.J. Jones (4)
37 Ron Fellows (32)
38 Brandon Ash (102)
39 Dave Blaney (22)
40 Robby Gordon (7)
41 Ken Schrader (21)
42 Sterling Marlin (14)
43 Tom Hubert (27)


The Just Us Cup-date

Place - Driver
Finishing Points
Deduction (DNQ/Prov -5, DNF -5,
Bonus (Pole +5, Most Laps Led +5, Win +5)
TOTAL

1st - Jeff Gordon (24)
Finish - 70
Win - 5
Most Laps Lead - 5
TOTAL - 80

4th - Greg Biffle (16)
Finish - 65
TOTAL - 65

5th - Kurt Busch (2)
Finish - 60
Pole - 5
TOTAL - 60

6th - Carl Edwards (99)
Finish - 55
TOTAL - 55

8th - Elliott Sadler (38)
Finish - 50
TOTAL - 50

10 - Jimmie Johnson (48)
Finish - 45
TOTAL - 45

13th - Mark Martin (6)
Finish - 40
TOTAL - 40

18th - Jamie McMurray (26)
Finish - 35
TOTAL - 35

23rd - Michael Waltrip (55)
Finish - 30
TOTAL - 30

24th - Kevin Harvick (29)
Finish - 25
TOTAL - 25

26th - Dale Earnhardt Jr. (8)
Finish - 20
TOTAL - 20

31st - Kasey Kahne (9)
Finish - 15
TOTAL - 15

34th - Dale Jarrett (88)
Finish - 10
DNF - -5
TOTAL - 5

41st - Ken Schrader (21)
Finish - 5
DNF - -5
TOTAL - 0

Next Up:
Pepsi 400 at Daytona, Florida on Saturday night, 7/1/2006

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Yes...it's a Just Living the Dream thong...design also available on shirts and other stuff. Click here.

And last but not least in our patriotic design week...the Geek Nation Store.



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Axl Bites Man...

Axl Rose and whatever is passing for Guns and Roses is touring in Scandinavia.

Axl, allegedly, got into an argument with a woman in a hotel lobby. A security guard intervened. And...Axl bit him...allegedly.

Wonder if Axl's rabies tag is up to date?

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Axl Through the Ages...



Arrested in Toronto(1991)

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Axl doing what GNR did best. Just before the destruction of a great rock band.(1992)

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Say it ain't so...Is that a doo-rag holding a dreadlock toupee in place?(2002)

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I can see this guy getting his ass kicked by Tommy Hillfigger. What...is that from a rock concert or a performance of Cats.(2006)

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Comic Book Deviants...a Reason...#1

The reason that lots of we, Silver Age comics fans, have grown up to be deviants.

Yes, Lois. Yes! Whip the puppet! Whip the puppet!

HA!

What Rumsfeld is Thinking...



Dammit George...why do I have to pose with you and Cheney when you're doing things like this!

Sometimes, Friends Suck!

But damn, this is funny.

Grabbed this via Nothing to do with Arbroath.

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

French AIDS Awareness Campaign...

This is freaky.

Click here to check out the ad's picture.

Wowzers.

That's a nightmare inducing image there.

Scorpion Man, Scorpion Man, Does Everything a Scorpion Can...Look Out...Here Comes the Scorpion Man



Radioactive scorpion venom to be used in cancer fighting experiments.

Cool if it works out...bad if the patients develop a thirst for warm flesh with their venom dripping tails...or even if they develop tails.

Here's hoping for good results.

Swim like a Dolphin...

Jetskis...the Next Generation.



This looks bad assed.

I bet that is a jarring impact when they leap it out of the water and crash back in.

Bet the insurance on renting these things at the coast to ride around in the ocean would be gigantic.

Sunday, June 25, 2006

OPEC is dead...

...well, dying.



Behold, the rise of CPEC.

Corn Producing Economic Corporations.

Ethanol and the reshaping of the American rural economy.

Interesting...

That while our lawmakers are trying to make political capital on both sides of the aisle in Washington DC, an American General in Iraq is putting together a troop drawdown plan.

I just hope that military strategy instead of politics is the deciding factor.

1981 - 33 Innings, 882 Pitches, 8 hours and 25 minutes,

This is a cool story!

Cal Ripken Jr., Wade Boggs, Joe Morgan...and a long, long, long minor league baseball game in 1981.

I'm surprised they stopped it. It was already an epic. It needed a last chapter. I'm sure they were tired. But if you were playing...well...wouldn't it leave a horrible taste in your mouth to have gone that far, that long, with that much effort, and had to come back and play again another day...and finish the epic in...18 minutes.

Better story if they finish the game that night, under those conditions, with the players on the field.

Too bad there's not video of this game...that would be cool...in edited down form of course...HA!

Show of hands...

Okay, show of hands, how many among us expected/suspected that the government was already monitoring bank transactions?

I mean, c'mon, SEC, Homeland Security, Social Security, FDIC, etc. Someone is always keeping their eye on the money. And as someone who paid attention when my grandmother and great-grandmother spoke about the Great Depression, someone had damn well better be keeping an eye on it.

Again, I don't have a problem with this. More power to them if it leads them to the bad guys.

Friday, June 23, 2006

The Under-shaker

Somewhere there's a gamer geek who hopes that the Undertaker never finds out who he is, where he's from, and what he did to him via a video game...



I grabbed this via CollegeHumor. Very, very disturbing...a 300 lbs man doing the prance dance.

This Petri Dish Earth


Reports say that a meteor exploded in the atmosphere over a town in India during a monsoon. Since then, red rains have been falling in the area.

The kicker...there are unrecognized cell structures in the rain that is falling. Cells that are apparently replicating.

Somebody key the ominous music.

Thursday, June 22, 2006

More...Just Us Cup...

If the cut off were today, 12th position would still be in the Chase for the Just Us Cup.

Elliott Sadler is barely within 400 points of the leader. With Ken Schrader and Michael Waltrip on the outside looking in.

There's a lot of races between here and the cutoff though.

Good luck to all.

The Just Us Cup...

There was a pretty significant shake up in the #2 through the #5 slot this week. The first major moves in the Top 5 in over a month.

Welcome to halfway through the season.

The 3M Performance 400 at Brooklyn, MI...the Just Us Cupdate

The Race Report

Kasey Kahne Wins Rain Shortened Race in Michigan

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Raceflash for Michigan

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Michigan Observations from Yahoo

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NASCAR Going Unleaded

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The Ben Roethlisberger Effect Strikes NASCAR…

Scott Riggs(#10-Valvoline Dodge) was injured at Myrtle Beach, South Carolina on Monday.

While on vacation with his family, Riggs injured both feet while unloading a jet ski over an oyster bed. The injuries required stitches in both of his feet.

Bill Elliott will stand by this weekend at Sonoma should Riggs not be able to practice, qualify or race the Valvoline/Stanley Tools Dodge Charger.

As things stand today, Riggs will be racing Sunday, according to the team. With Bill Elliott there on a “just-in-case” basis.

“I’m going to Sonoma to race,” Riggs said Wednesday. “It was a freak incident at Myrtle Beach. There was no warning about an oyster bed where we unloaded. We’ll see what happens when I get in the race car. I’m going to do what’s best for the team this weekend.”


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Ken Schrader has 4 DNFs this season. He and the Wood Brothers just aren’t gelling like they should be.

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Jayski’s All Time Cup Winners List

The cool thing…Kasey Kahne is already at #62 for his career…that’s incredible.

Other things on the list that bother me…Jeff Gordon is 3 wins behind Dale Earnhardt Sr. …and maybe it makes me a bastard, but, here’s hoping that he doesn’t get them.


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The official UPS sponsorship announcement for next season is expected on Friday…

Roush is denying that UPS is in line for Greg Biffle’s #16. The Augusta Chronicle is reporting that Ray Everham couldn’t negotiate a deal with Dodge to put UPS on Kasey Kahne’s #9…can you blame Dodge though. Kahne is a gold mine advertising-wise.


HAAS Motorsports Owner Arrested. No word yet on the impact this will have on the Cup #66 and the Busch #00

And more on this story here

To the tune of $20,000,000.00…I see jail in his future.


Michael Waltrip Racing Secures the Dominoes/Burger King Sponsorship for the #00 Toyota in the Cup Series

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Charting the Chase with Larry McReynolds at FoxSports.com

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Next time you watch a Craftsman Truck Race, Keep an eye on the Pit Stops…Especially When Terry Cook’s #10 slides to a Stop in his Pit Box and his Pit Crewmen go Over the Wall…Cause one of them…Isn’t a Man…Meet Nicole Addison

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Check out Lee Spencer’s column on the Sporting News.com

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NAPA's Fanniversary...check it out, register to win

Complete Finishing Order

1 Kasey Kahne #9
2 Carl Edwards #99
3 Dale Earnhardt Jr. #8
4 Greg Biffle #16
5 Reed Sorenson #41
6 Jimmie Johnson #48
7 Casey Mears #42
8 Jeff Gordon #24
9 Kurt Busch #2
10 Kevin Harvick #29
11 Jeff Burton #31
12 Denny Hamlin #11
13 Matt Kenseth #17
14 Kyle Busch #5
15 Ryan Newman #12
16 Martin Truex Jr. #1
17 Brian Vickers #25
18 Robby Gordon #7
19 David Stremme #40
20 Dale Jarrett #88
21 Travis Kvapil #32
22 Elliott Sadler #38
23 Jamie McMurray #26
24 Sterling Marlin #14
25 Michael Waltrip #55
26 Joe Nemechek #01
27 Mark Martin #6
28 Bobby Labonte #43
29 Scott Riggs #10
30 Dave Blaney #22
31 Scott Wimmer #4
32 Bill Lester #23
33 Jeff Green #66
34 Kevin Lepage #49
35 Kyle Petty #45
36 Jeremy Mayfield #19
37 Mike Skinner #34
38 Tony Raines #96
39 Clint Bowyer #07
40 J.J. Yeley #18
41 Tony Stewart #20
42 Ken Schrader #21
43 Derrike Cope #74

The Just Us Cup-date

Place - Driver
Finishing Points
Deduction (DNQ/Prov -5, DNF -5,
Bonus (Pole +5, Most Laps Led +5, Win +5)
TOTAL

1st - Kasey Kahne #9
Finish – 70
Win – 5
Pole - 5
TOTAL – 80

2nd - Carl Edwards #99
Finish – 65
TOTAL - 65

3rd - Dale Earnhardt Jr. #8
Finish – 60
TOTAL - 60

4th - Greg Biffle #16
Finish – 55
TOTAL – 55

6TH - Jimmie Johnson #48
Finish – 50
TOTAL – 50

8th - Jeff Gordon #24
Finish – 45
Most Laps Lead - 5
TOTAL – 50

9th - Kurt Busch #2
Finish – 40
TOTAL – 40

10th - Kevin Harvick #29
Finish – 35
TOTAL – 35

20th - Dale Jarrett #88
Finish – 30
TOTAL – 30

22nd - Elliott Sadler #38
Finish – 25
TOTAL – 25

23rd - Jamie McMurray #26
Finish – 20
Prov - -5
TOTAL – 15

25th - Michael Waltrip #55
Finish – 15
TOTAL – 15

27th - Mark Martin #6
Finish – 10
TOTAL – 10

42nd - Ken Schrader #21
Finish – 5
DNF - -5
TOTAL - 0

Next Up:
The Dodge/Save Mart 350 at Sonoma, California

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

NAPA's Fanniversary is Upon Us!



Press Release

NAPA Filters celebrates 40 Years: 1966-2006

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Also, we should mention during this 40 day promotion there are special rebates offered at store level and at the NAPA Car Care Centers for NAPA Filters.

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

One of Baseball's Greatest Moments...

This was a good reminder of this event.

Thanks, Nancy.

I still think that if people want the right to burn the flag, then by God, they should have it.

But...I want them to go do it at Taladega, Alabama on race weekend...

...or in New York City during Fleet Week...

...or in the parking lot of Texas Stadium before a Cowboy game...

...or in Vegas just before the start of a PBR Championship Rodeo...

...or in front of any VFW Hall anywhere in the whole country...

Bud Light's Real Men of Genius...

I love these commercials.

Click here for one of my favs.

Mr. Boneless Buffalo Wing Inventor

Best line..."Hope I'm not eating rear end!"

HA!

My New Favorite T-Shirt Design - 06/20/2006



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Saturday, June 17, 2006

Pocono 500 at Long Pond, PA...the Just Us Cupdate

The Race Report

Hamlin Wins at Pocono...Rookie on a Rampage

Casey Mears Joins Hendrick, Vickers Out

Look no further than the performance of Jimmie Johnson, Jeff Gordon and Kyle Busch to see that if the equipment
is equal, then, Vickers failed to perform in this job. Either that, or he was getting all the
developmental/experimental stuff that when its refined and ready for competition shows up on the
other three Hendricks' cars. Time will tell.


Lee Spencer's column...this is good stuff

Lee Spencer's five questions...and Puff's five answers

Five questions to make you go hmmm

1 Can all five of Jack Roush's teams squeak into the Chase again?

Entirely possible.

2 Rookies Denny Hamlin and Clint Bowyer have stolen the spotlight. Will any of the other freshmen
emerge?

I doubt it.

3 Toyota still must fill its roster. Will the Japanese automaker wreak havoc on existing teams by
hiring away drivers and crewmembers?

Yes. This is going to happen. Dodge was respectful and almost quiet when they entered. They
chose the lamb route...Toyota will be the lion. I'm still surprised that Harvick didn't pull the
trigger on the Red Bull deal or actively seek the Red Bull deal...I mean, c'mon, Red Bull and
Kevin Harvick sounds like an advertising dream to me.

4 Will the double duties of Cup drivers also competing in the Busch Series become too taxing in
the non-companion events?

No. Kevin Harvick proved that it was do-able in the season we lost Dale Earnhardt Sr. It's do-able
and possible to be successful doing it.

5 How much of an advantage will teams chosen for Goodyear tire tests have over the field?

With the testing restrictions that have been implemented, quite a bit. But when you look back at
Jimmie Johnson eating the wall in that tire test earlier this season, you have to wonder, if the
payoff will be worth the cost.

Jamie McMurray winning the "Anna Kournikova Award" is mean...funny...but mean.


Gibbs Not Happy With Stewart's Extra-curricular Racing, but He Won't Make Moves to Stop Him

Jeff Gordon About Just How Hard that Wall Was at Pocono

Bill Lester Tried to Qualify for his Second Cup Race This Season...He Made It!...Go Bill, Go

What Can Brown Do For the #9?

Rumor has it that UPS might go to the #16 Greg Biffle Roush Ford


Danica Patrick Just Says No...For Now

Car of Tomorrow...New Revision...Goes to the Wind Tunnel

I thought part of the idea was to make the cars less aero dependent...


In the "You have got to be kidding me" Department...

Little Debbie sponsorship note: The #21-Wood Brother's part time sponsor, Little
Debbie snacks, is run by Seventh Adventists. From sundown Friday till sundown Saturday, the team
has to cover all Little Debbie logos on the hauler, wear non-L. D. attire and remove all L. D.
livery from the race car.(Autoweek)(3-16-2006)


Schrader's Future...

Kenny Schrader says he has nothing lined up for next year. "If you hear of anything,
call me," said Schrader, rushing off to grab a bite to eat before his qualifying session at
Michigan. Schrader said two years ago that when his Nextel Cup career came to a close, he would
concentrate on the Craftsman Truck series and run his "Late Model" cars at the short tracks
around the country.


Complete Finishing Order

1--#11 Denny Hamlin
2--# 2 Kurt Busch
3--#20 Tony Stewart
4--#25 Brian Vickers
5--#17 Matt Kenseth
6--#16 Greg Biffle
7--# 9 Kasey Kahne
8--#10 Scott Riggs
9--#31 Jeff Burton
10--#48 Jimmie Johnson
11--#12 Ryan Newman
12--#43 Bobby Labonte
13--#29 Kevin Harvick
14--# 8 Dale Earnhardt Jr.
15--#18 J.J. Yeley
16--#96 Tony Raines
17--# 6 Mark Martin
18--#26 Jamie McMurray
19--#32 Travis Kvapil
20--#38 Elliott Sadler
21--#07 Clint Bowyer
22--# 5 Kyle Busch
23--#19 Jeremy Mayfield
24--# 1 Martin Truex Jr.
25--#99 Carl Edwards
26--#40 David Stremme
27--#22 Dave Blaney
28--#55 Michael Waltrip
29--#01 Joe Nemechek
30--#21 Ken Schrader
31--#49 Kevin Lepage
32-#178 Jimmy Spencer
33--#61 Chad Chaffin
34--#24 Jeff Gordon
35--# 7 Robby Gordon
36--#41 Reed Sorenson
37--#66 Jeff Green
38--#88 Dale Jarrett
39--#44 Terry Labonte
40--#45 Kyle Petty
41--#151 Mike Garvey
42--#14 Sterling Marlin
43--#42 Casey Mears

The Just Us Cup-date

Place - Driver
Finishing Points
Deduction (DNQ/Prov -5, DNF -5,
Bonus (Pole +5, Most Laps Led +5, Win +5)
TOTAL

2nd - Kurt Busch (2)
Finish - 70
TOTAL - 70

6th - Greg Biffle (16)
Finish - 65
TOTAL - 65

7th - Kasey Kahne (9)
Finish - 60
TOTAL - 60

10th - Jimmie Johnson (48)
Finish - 55
TOTAL - 55

13th - Kevin Harvick (29)
Finish - 50
TOTAL - 50

14th - Dale Earnhardt Jr. (8)
Finish - 45
TOTAL - 45

17th - Mark Martin (6)
Finish - 40
TOTAL - 40

18th - Jamie McMurray (26)
Finish - 35
TOTAL - 35

20th - Elliott Sadler (38)
Finish - 30
TOTAL - 30

25th - Carl Edwards (99)
Finish - 25
TOTAL - 25

28th - Michael Waltrip (55)
Finish - 20
TOTAL - 20

30th - Ken Schrader (21)
Finish - 15
TOTAL - 15

34TH - Jeff Gordon (24)
Finish - 10
DNF - -5
TOTAL - 5

38th - Dale Jarrett (88)
Finish - 5
TOTAL - 5



Next Up:
The 3M Performance 400 at Michigan International Speedway in Brooklyn, Michigan

Friday, June 16, 2006

The Just Us Cupdate for the last race...

...is running late.

Expect it later tonight(Friday) or sometime in the morning(Saturday).

Thanks.

Thursday, June 15, 2006

I'm sorry I asked...


Remember the Britney Spears statue of her giving birth in the nude on a bearskin rug and all the speculation about what the posterior view of the statue looked like...

Click below...

Britney's back view


Looks like the artist used up all his detail work on the other end of the statue.

Criss Angel...

I know it's a trick. But still...



I'm surprised the blonde didn't soil herself.

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Monday, June 12, 2006

Big Ben Fall Down and Go Boom!

Ben Roethlisberger was involved in a motorcycle accident. Report says that he was awake and alert when brought into the hospital.

Something tells me that the Steelers didn't have a "no motorcycles" clause written into his contract.

Hope he's okay.

KTCK 1310 The Ticket in Dallas is reporting that he wasn't wearing a helmet when a car pulled in front of him. He is undergoing unspecified surgery at the present time.

Sunday, June 11, 2006

Stick Man vs. Mouse on the Computer Battlefield...

Check this out. It is cool.

Click Play.

puff

Saturday, June 10, 2006

Time was when she was the sweet middle sister on Full House...



Now she is slated to host a striptease show on Fuse...

Geez!

Stephanie Tanner, what has happened to you?



Well, hopefully, Jodie Sweetin really has kicked her meth addiction.

Friday, June 09, 2006

Neighborhood Excellence 400 at Dover, Delaware...the Just Us Cupdate

The Race Report

Kenseth Wins at Dover

Brian Vickers Looking to Leave Hendrick with Mears Looking to Sit Down in His Seat…in other words, Ganassi, if they hold steady at 3 cars, will field cars next year with 2 second year drivers(Stremme and Sorenssen) and a third or fourth tier driver(Free Agent) as their veteran, depending on who they tab for the ride.

Margolis’s Race 13 Report on Yahoo…yes, we’re halfway through the season

Dover Observation Deck

Dover RaceFlash

Teams Compensate for Lower Spoiler

The Church of Tom Cruise to Sponsor Car…Scientology Coming to NASCAR

Bill Elliott Will Drive Three Races for Toyota This Year

A Year’s Worth of Testing and They are still Making Changes and Revisions to the Car of Tomorrow. So Does That Mean that There is Still Another Rounds of Tests…Isn’t This Thing Supposed to be on the Track Next Year

There’s a Rumor out There that UPS will be Moving to the #9 to sponsor Kasey Kahne next year…I’ll Keep an Eye on This.

Complete Finishing Order

1 Matt Kenseth (17)
2 Jamie McMurray (26)
3 Kevin Harvick (29)
4 Jeff Burton (31)
5 Kyle Busch (5)
6 Jimmie Johnson (48)
7 Kasey Kahne (9)
8 Greg Biffle (16)
9 Mark Martin (6)
10 Dale Earnhardt Jr. (8)
11 Denny Hamlin (11)
12 Jeff Gordon (24)
13 Bobby Labonte (43)
14 Ryan Newman (12)
15 Carl Edwards (99)
16 Kurt Busch (2)
17 Clint Bowyer (07)
18 Jeremy Mayfield (19)
19 Reed Sorenson (41)
20 Scott Riggs (10)
21 Casey Mears (42)
22 Martin Truex Jr. (1)
23 Brian Vickers (25)
24 Dale Jarrett (88)
25 Tony Stewart (20)
26 Tony Raines (96)
27 Kyle Petty (45)
28 Jeff Green (66)
29 Travis Kvapil (32)
30 Dave Blaney (22)
31 Sterling Marlin (14)
32 Michael Waltrip (55)
33 Ken Schrader (21)
34 Scott Wimmer (4)
35 Joe Nemechek (01)
36 Robby Gordon (7)
37 Derrike Cope (74)
38 Kenny Wallace (178)
39 Kevin Lepage (49)
40 Elliott Sadler (38)
41 David Stremme (40)
42 J.J. Yeley (18)
43 Hermie Sadler (00)

The Just Us Cup-date

Place - Driver
Finishing Points
Deduction (DNQ/Prov -5, DNF -5,
Bonus (Pole +5, Most Laps Led +5, Win +5)
TOTAL

2st - Jamie McMurray (26)
Finish - 70
Most Laps Lead - 5
TOTAL - 75

3rd - Kevin Harvick (29)
Finish - 65
TOTAL - 65

6th - Jimmie Johnson (48)
Finish - 60
Prov - -5
TOTAL - 55

7th - Kasey Kahne (9)
Finish - 55
TOTAL - 55

8th - Greg Biffle (16)
Finish - 50
TOTAL - 50

9th - Mark Martin (6)
Finish - 45
TOTAL - 45

10th - Dale Earnhardt Jr. (8)
Finish - 40
TOTAL - 40

12th - Jeff Gordon (24)
Finish - 35
TOTAL - 35

15th - Carl Edwards (99)
Finish - 30
TOTAL - 30

16th - Kurt Busch (2)
Finish - 25
TOTAL - 25

24th - Dale Jarrett (88)
Finish - 20
TOTAL - 20

32nd - Michael Waltrip (55)
Finish - 15
TOTAL - 15

33rd - Ken Schrader (21)
Finish - 10
TOTAL - 10

40th - Elliott Sadler (38)
Finish - 5
DNF - -5
TOTAL - 0

Next Up:
Pocono 500 at Pocono, Pennsylvania

Hey, Mr. Bush

In 1996, responding to a Hawaii Supreme Court ruling that a ban on same-sex marriage was unconstitutional, Congress passed and President Clinton signed into law the Defense of Marriage Act, which defines marriage for the purpose of federal law.


From an article on CNN.

Turns out that there IS already a Federal Law banning same sex marriage.

So...why are we twisting about this again. It can't be a case of "look at what we're doing over here...not at what's going on over there...here, same sex marriage, look we're fighting back against that, yeah...don't worry about that over there"...can it?

Classic Karl Rove-ian strategy.

Next up...flag burning and the estate tax. So, I'll go ahead and lay my cards on the table there too.

I still say that way to stop flag burning is to tell those who do it, if they feel so strongly about it, to go do it in the parking lot of a superspeedway during NASCAR race weekend.

As to estate taxes, as long as the rich man pays his freight in an analogus way to the poor man, I'm good with reform. If the rich man pays less of a percentage simply because he's rich, that's bullshit.

Now, then, Mr. Bush, can we get back to Iraq and our men overseas, the economy, and gas prices.

Thank you,
Mark Anderson
A voter

Thursday, June 08, 2006

Who's Giving Justin Timberlake Fashion Advice?



I'm a neo-Redneck from Texas and even I know that this looks like crap.

Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Wrong...so very, very Wrong

Jimmy Hoffa Cupcakes...

The hands reaching from beneath the cupcake and frosting earth are just gross.

Funny...but gross.

From our friends over at Something's of Interest.

Thursday, June 01, 2006

Coca-Cola 600 at Charlotte, NC -- the Just Us Cupdate

The Race Report

Kasey Kahne Wins

Kahne's Career Looking Up

Stewart Expected to Race Sunday Despite Shoulder Injury

...Does Not Require Surgery

...But Reports Say that Ricky Rudd will be Available to Spell Tony, Just in Case

Toyota Truck Teams Trying to Make the Leap to Cup Along with the New Teams

Kyle Busch Fined $50,000 and 25 Points

Raising Kahne...the Fall of the House of Yates

Complete Finishing Order

1 Kasey Kahne (9)
2 Jimmie Johnson (48)
3 Carl Edwards (99)
4 Mark Martin (6)
5 Matt Kenseth (17)
6 Jeff Burton (31)
7 Greg Biffle (16)
8 Jamie McMurray (26)
9 Denny Hamlin (11)
10 Reed Sorenson (41)
11 Dale Earnhardt Jr. (8)
12 Jeff Green (66)
13 Scott Riggs (10)
14 Paul Menard (15)
15 Jeremy Mayfield (19)
16 Robby Gordon (7)
17 Bobby Labonte (43)
18 Joe Nemechek (01)
19 Clint Bowyer (07)
20 J.J. Yeley (18)
21 Martin Truex Jr. (1)
22 Travis Kvapil (32)
23 Casey Mears (42)
24 Johnny Sauter (170)
25 Kyle Petty (45)
26 Ken Schrader (21)
27 Scott Wimmer (4)
28 Sterling Marlin (14)
29 Kenny Wallace (178)
30 Elliott Sadler (38)
31 David Stremme (40)
32 Dave Blaney (22)
33 Terry Labonte (44)
34 Kevin Harvick (29)
35 Ryan Newman (12)
36 Jeff Gordon (24)
37 Brian Vickers (25)
38 Kyle Busch (5)
39 Kurt Busch (2)
40 Tony Raines (96)
41 Michael Waltrip (55)
42 Tony Stewart (20)
43 Dale Jarrett (88)

The Just Us Cup-date

Place - Driver
Finishing Points
Deduction (DNQ/Prov -5, DNF -5,
Bonus (Pole +5, Most Laps Led +5, Win +5)
TOTAL

1st - Kasey Kahne (9)
Finish - 70
Win - 5
Most Laps Lead - 5
TOTAL - 80

2nd - Jimmie Johnson (48)
Finish - 65
TOTAL - 65

3rd - Carl Edwards (99)
Finish - 60
TOTAL - 60

4th - Mark Martin (6)
Finish - 55
TOTAL - 55

5th - Matt Kenseth (17)
Finish - 50
TOTAL - 50

7th - Greg Biffle (16)
Finish - 45
TOTAL - 45

11th - Dale Earnhardt Jr. (8)
Finish - 40
TOTAL - 40

26th - Ken Schrader (21)
Finish - 35
TOTAL - 35

30th - Elliott Sadler (38)
Finish - 30
TOTAL - 30

34th - Kevin Harvick (29)
Finish - 25
TOTAL - 25

36th - Jeff Gordon (24)
Finish - 20
DNF - -5
TOTAL - 15

39th - Kurt Busch (2)
Finish - 15
TOTAL - 15

41st - Michael Waltrip (55)
Finish - 10
DNF - -5
TOTAL - 5

43rd - Dale Jarrett (88)
Finish - 5
DNF - -5
TOTAL - 0

Weird stats on the end of this race. Kurt Busch finished behind Jeff Gordon, but Busch was still running and managed to take the checkered flag and Gordon wasn't.


Next Up:

Sunday, June 4
Neighborhood Excellence 400
Dover International Speedway


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