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Friday, March 31, 2006

Offering Assistance to Iran...


Bush has offered aid to Iran in the face of the earthquake that they recently had.

But it's Iran, fer Gawd's sake. Maybe I'm still holding a grudge over the hostages and all, but so what. I grew up knowing how the words "Death to America" sounded in Farsi, cause those bastards were on my television screen every night through the late 70's crowing it as loud as they could.

Proto-nuclear power. Hates America. The real bad guy in the Middle East. The one who definitely has weapons of mass destruction and the means to acquire more.

Hello...they're the villains of the story.

Let Saudi Arabia come up off of some of the multi-billions of oil dollars that they have made off of America and the rest of the world and act to save their own.

Prayers for the Assassin by Robert Ferrigno

Great book. I'll be reading more stuff by Ferrigno. He brings a fully imagined world to life in Prayers for the Assassin.

Favorite scenes:

The Super Bowl scene with the Bedouins vs. the Warlords in Khomeini Stadium.

Great scene setter for the novel, a real "we're not in Kansas anymore" moment.


The jumbo jet's tail section jutting out of Puget Sound, a national monument to the Islamic States of America.

A great framing element.

How Rakkim dealt with the silver sedan tailing him.

Great scene.

The scene at Marian Warriq's home after Darwin's visit.

High ick factor and jarring.

The life and death struggle in the Finding Nemo ride at Disneyland.
The Old One's attempt to woo Rakkim with the Las Vegas skyline at their feet.

All in all, a great book that I would highly recommend.

NASCAR: Sponsor Exposure

If you were a NASCAR sponsor, paying millions of dollars, shouldn't you get a little exposure on television?

Just cut into a little of that incessant Jeff Gordon, Dale Earnhardt Jr., Jimmie Johnson, and Kurt Busch coverage and show us the cars entered...including those guys who don't qualify.

Everybody needs a little airtime.

Everybody has some fans out there.

Everybody needs a little exposure.

It wouldn't hurt to have a few less segments of the Gordon/Earnhardt Jr./Johnson/Busch Cult of Personality.

Making the sponsors and the fans happy couldn't hurt NASCAR.

And a brief segment on whatever special paint schemes happen to be running each weekend would be great too. Help fans find their cars that weekend. Get whatever sponsor is responsible for the special paint scheme a little extra exposure for that weekend.

Fans happy. Sponsors happy. Good for NASCAR.

Thursday, March 30, 2006

Is It Art?



I'm surprised that Britney Spears isn't suing the crap out of this dude.

And...okay, I'm a dude. You know what I'm thinking.

What does this sculpture look like from the other side?

Is he crowning? Or is she pushing?



Dirty Old Man


How many takers do I have on this being an early release April Fool's Joke?

Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Food City 500 at Bristol, TN -- The Just Us Cupdate

The Race Report

Busch Bumps Kennseth, Kenseth Bumps Gordon, Busch Races to Win

Busch Wins...Gets Booed at Bristol...Again...HA!, More Kevin Harvick Vitriol About Busch, Robbie Gordon Was Quietly Fined for Bad Language, Plus Other Stuff

Chad Knaus's Big Return to the 48 Doesn't Go So Well

Gordon Fined $10,000 for Pushing Kenseth on Pit Road After the Race

If Kevin Harvick had done this, NASCAR would have fined him and taken points away from him. Is Hendrick Motor Sports immune to having points taken away when they screw up? Seems an awful lot like NASCAR is playing favorites.


Johnson Involved in Wreck on Tuesday During Tire Test at Lowe's Motor Speedway

Jimmy Spencer in the BAM Racing Dodge at Martinsville This Week

HA! Jimmy Spencer...short track...OMG...watch for the fireworks.


Complete Finishing Order

1 Kurt Busch (2)
2 Kevin Harvick (29)
3 Matt Kenseth (17)
4 Carl Edwards (99)
5 Bobby Labonte (43)
6 Mark Martin (6)
7 Greg Biffle (16)
8 Kyle Busch (5)
9 Ryan Newman (12)
10 Kasey Kahne (9)
11 Dale Earnhardt Jr. (8)
12 Tony Stewart (20)
13 Elliott Sadler (38)
14 Denny Hamlin (11)
15 Jeff Green (66)
16 Jeremy Mayfield (19)
17 Sterling Marlin (14)
18 Kyle Petty (45)
19 Scott Wimmer (4)
20 Dale Jarrett (88)
21 Jeff Gordon (24)
22 Reed Sorenson (41)
23 Dave Blaney (22)
24 Ken Schrader (21)
25 Casey Mears (42)
26 Robby Gordon (7)
27 Terry Labonte (96)
28 Joe Nemechek (01)
29 Clint Bowyer (07)
30 Jimmie Johnson (48)
31 Kevin Lepage (61)
32 Michael Waltrip (55)
33 J.J. Yeley (18)
34 Jeff Burton (31)
35 Jamie McMurray (26)
36 David Stremme (40)
37 Brian Vickers (25)
38 Martin Truex Jr. (1)
39 Stanton Barrett Jr. (95)
40 Travis Kvapil (32)
41 Scott Riggs (10)
42 Brent Sherman (49)
43 Hermie Sadler (00)

The Just Us Cup-date

Place - Driver
Finishing Points
Deduction (DNQ/Prov -5, DNF -5,
Bonus (Pole +5, Most Laps Led +5, Win +5)
TOTAL

1st - Kurt Busch (2)
Finish - 70
Win - 5
TOTAL - 75

2nd - Kevin Harvick (29)
Finish - 65
TOTAL - 65

4th - Carl Edwards (99)
Finish - 60
TOTAL - 60

6th - Mark Martin (6)
Finish - 55
TOTAL - 55

7th - Greg Biffle (16)
Finish - 50
TOTAL - 50

10th - Kasey Kahne (9)
Finish - 45
TOTAL - 45

11th - Dale Earnhardt Jr. (8)
Finish - 40
TOTAL - 40

13th - Elliott Sadler (38)
Finish - 35
TOTAL - 35

20th - Dale Jarrett (88)
Finish - 30
TOTAL - 30

21st - Jeff Gordon (24)
Finish - 25
TOTAL - 25

24th - Ken Schrader (21)
Finish - 20
TOTAL - 20

30th - Jimmie Johnson (48)
Finish - 15
TOTAL - 15

32nd - Michael Waltrip (55)
Finish - 10
TOTAL - 10

35th - Jamie McMurray (26)
Finish - 5
TOTAL - 5

No one gets the Pole bonus this time. Tony Stewart was on the pole, but not due to qualifying. Qualifying at Bristol was rained and snowed out over the weekend. For this same reason, no provisionals were used this weekend, so no penalty for using one to get into the race.

No Most Laps Led bonus this week either. Tony Stewart lead 245 laps.

All Just Us Cup competitors were running at the end of the race and due to the points situation, none of them failed to qualify for a spot in the field, based on Owner Points.

Puppet Cops and Nude Matthew McConaughey Puppet

All that's missing is the "Bad boys, Bad boys, what you gonna do, what you gonna do when they come for you" liner at the front.



Courtesy of IFilm. Go check them out. Great stuff.

I Haven't Forgotten...

The Just Us Cupdate for this week is just late.

I've had a busy week.

Look for it tomorrow.

Saturday, March 25, 2006

King of Nerds Disparages America...

The American culture that Lucas labels as provincial only made his dreams come true and allowed him the opportunities to influence a generation of very intelligent people...who like to parade around in full Darth Vader costumes shaking their lightsabers at people.

Oh...and there was that whole matter of the millions of dollars and pampered lifestyle that he has been afforded by the money that "we provincials" have lovingly paid for his products over the years.

Draw your own conclusions. I've drawn mine.

NASCAR Swings the Big Stick Again...

Two crew chiefs and a crew member were caught in the dragnet this time.

An improperly attached weight was found during practice in Atlanta on the Scott Riggs-driven, Ray Everham #10 Valvoline Dodge. Crew chief Rodney Childers was fined $10,000. From the description, the weight was placed in a position which would alter the aero attitude of the car in an advantageous way. If Childers had been caught previously, he would have probably been suspended ala Chad Knaus, who returns this week at Bristol.

And...DAMMIT, David Hyder, crew chief on the Ken Schrader-piloted, Wood Brothers #21 Little Debbie/Motorcraft Ford was fined $1,000 for an unapproved side window discovered during pre-qualifying inspection. I'm not sure what the advantage is in a side window, unless it pushed the side of the car out in such a way that it altered the air flow over the car thus giving the car that all important aero advantage. And just to show that I'm not a hypocrite, even when it comes to my beloved Ken Schrader, the Wood Brothers #21 should have been fined 25 owner and driver points in addition to the monetary fine. Oh, and the monetary fine should have matched the one accessed against the Troy Aikman/Roger Staubach team at Daytona for the unapproved carburetor.

Unapproved parts is unapproved parts.

The other matter...a member of the HAAS/CNC race team that fields the #66 Best Buy car for Jeff Green was suspended for an indefinite period of time for duplicating NASCAR credentials.

You have to wonder...who in the hell was he trying to sneak in. I hope it was worth it cause he's a little fish, it'll be a long, long time before they reinstate him.

Controversy/Conspiracy Theory - March 2006

Britain Vs. The U.S...the Joint Strike Fighter Deal, British Companies Owned by Foreign Interests and the Future of Anglo-American and Sino-American Relations

This doesn't look good.

The idea that the Brits would get in bed with the French on not just the fighter of the future but an aircraft carrier deal makes me wonder...what will the geopolitical climate of NATO be in 50 years?

I don't like the idea of companies with ties to the UAE, one of the British companies mentioned in the article is owned by the UAE, having direct access to the technology behind stealth any more than I liked them having access to our ports. Not for the same reasons either. The United States doesn't need that kind of proprietary information falling into the hands of the Chinese...and that is exactly who the UAE would funnel it to...for a price...it would be a good price too...a big price.

So let's let the controversy-laden, conspiracy theory mind run for a moment...imagine...

1.A China in possession of technology directly related to stealth either as a means of building their own stealth fighters and bombers or as a means of taking down our fighters and bombers.
2. A drawing tighter of Britain and France as an opposition block to U.S. interests in NATO and the world community in politics as well as arms and armor.

Things that bear mulling.

Of course two factors against the controversy/conspiracy items above...

1. The McDonalds Factor...even with the stealth technology possibly falling into Chinese hands, two nations with McDonalds operating in their countries have never gone to war with one another in open conflict. Put as much truck in that as you want...and do you want fries with it.
2. The British and the French are notorious for not getting along with one another long term. Yes, it has been a long time since they shot at each other with guns...but that doesn't mean they are ready to jump into bed with one another politically...although if Blair's party loses the government, anything is possible.

But remember...these are just the paranoid ravings of a blogosphere hermit who likes comic books and NASCAR...what could he know.

Play the EERIE music sounder here.

HA!

Friday, March 24, 2006

Okay...This Pisses Me Off!

Plot to poison beer.

Those infidels.

Burn them! Burn them!

99 Red Balloons Go By...

Some dude donated $35,000 to VH-1 Classics Hurricane Relief Fund and that allows them to pick the music for an hour...what did they pick...99 Red Balloons...the German version...the English version...over and over...for an hour...

Funny bit, but I bet its going to be a brain dead power down by about the third time through.

I mean c'mon...roll out a little Safety Dance, followed by some Rock Goddess, and a little Hammerfall, and throw in some Tawny Kitaen dancing on the hood of Whitesnake's car, and yeah, play 99 Red Balloons...just not six or eight times in a row.

UT Goes Elite 8 in the Tourney...



From the Elite 8, anyone could win it all from here.

Shocked me that Duke lost to LSU.

But this year is full of surprises in NCAA basketball.

My fantasy brackets are shot all to hell this year. And this was the first time in a long time when I didn't try to pick Cinderella. I took the better seed and went with it...ha...whodathunk it.

Thursday, March 23, 2006

Japan Conquers the World


10-6 over Cuba in the inaugural World Baseball Classic.

I know...I know...I'm about three days behind on reading my online newspapers...shoot me.



SIDEBAR: Derek Jeter and Ken Griffey Jr. are the only Americans to make the All-Tournament Team.

Screw the Birds...

I'm more worried about Man's Best Friend.

Information on Dog Flu available here, courtesy of Snopes.com.

I saw this on the local news last night. And since a Beagle is one of my best friends and a Pug is my littlest little girl, I'm concerned.

Don't know if I buy the bird-to-horse-to-canine progression unless they have some scientific data that shows that it is a mutating strain, but, at the least, it is a flu bug that is moving through the canine population and something to keep an eye on.

Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Comic Book Buyers of America Unite...



Let's draw the line.

$6.00 for a comic is too much...unless we're getting 100 or more pages of story.

I paid $5 for an Annual a few weeks ago and thought it was too much.

Price is an issue...and it is going to continue to be.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Funny stuff.



Stolen from Best Funny Pics.

Greatness.

Idol-ators

Yahoo Entertainment reported that this website is aimed at American Idol. The idea is to vote for the so-so, the untalented, on American Idol and try and force their EHH choice into the finals.

I mean...that sucks...it's funny from an outside perspective, but if you think of it from the point of view of the contestants who end up as the recipients of their votes...that sucks.

Poll says U.S. and Mexican Citizens Oppose Border Fence

Ohhhhkay!

Now, let's re-run this poll and ask the people who live in the border areas and border states. I'm betting, at least, the U.S. citizen part of the equation will shift.

I'm not opposed to President Bush's Guest Worker Program...provided said workers are licensed to be here and cross the border LEGALLY.

That's not asking too damned much.

The concept that Americans are too lazy to mow their own lawns or work construction is a crock. The real breaking point is that Americans are going to demand wages higher than those that illegal immigrants will sometimes accept. And...as the Guest Worker Program moves toward reality wages for Mexican immigrants should rise...hopefully.

Equal pay for equal work...without screwing anyone...that's going to be a hard pill for some parts of the society to swallow.

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Golden Corral 500 at Atlanta -- The Just Us Cupdate

The rain delay of Sunday's race to Monday afternoon threw the schedule a little bit. Better late than never...

The Race Report

Kasey Kahne wins, The Dodge Story...why they're where they're at.

Race Recap

Jeff Burton's Resurgent Season

Margolis's Yahoo Atlanta Observations...Dodge, Carl Edwards, Paul Menard, Robby Gordon, Bill Lester, etc.

Only Chargers After Texas Motor Speedway...RE: The Experiment is Over...for Now

Sorenson 1st Top 10, Tough Day for Pit Crew Members, and Fuel Mileage Bites Robby Gordon

The Price of Kevin Harvick

Bobby Hamilton Has Cancer...Get Well and Hurry Back, Bobby Send Get Well Wishes to Bobby here. They'll make sure he gets it.

Bill Lester and BDR plan full Cup season next year

Complete Finishing Order

1 Kasey Kahne (9)
2 Mark Martin (6)
3 Dale Earnhardt Jr. (8)
4 Jeff Gordon (24)
5 Tony Stewart (20)
6 Jimmie Johnson (48)
7 Paul Menard (15)
8 Kyle Petty (45)
9 Dale Jarrett (88)
10 Reed Sorenson (41)
11 Scott Riggs (10)
12 Kyle Busch (5)
13 Matt Kenseth (17)
14 Jamie McMurray (26)
15 J.J. Yeley (18)
16 Greg Biffle (16)
17 Joe Nemechek (01)
18 Ryan Newman (12)
19 Martin Truex Jr. (1)
20 Michael Waltrip (55)
21 Casey Mears (42)
22 Terry Labonte (96)
23 Brian Vickers (25)
24 Ken Schrader (21)
25 Jeff Burton (31)
26 Jeff Green (66)
27 Clint Bowyer (07)
28 Robby Gordon (7)
29 Elliott Sadler (38)
30 Scott Wimmer (4)
31 Denny Hamlin (11)
32 Dave Blaney (22)
33 David Stremme (40)
34 Sterling Marlin (14)
35 Kevin Lepage (61)
36 Brent Sherman (49)
37 Kurt Busch (2)
38 Bill Lester (23)
39 Kevin Harvick (29)
40 Carl Edwards (99)
41 Jeremy Mayfield (19)
42 Hermie Sadler (00)
43 Bobby Labonte (43)


The Just Us Cup-date

Place - Driver
Finishing Points
Deduction (DNQ/Prov -5, DNF -5,
Bonus (Pole +5, Most Laps Led +5, Win +5)
TOTAL

2nd - Mark Martin (6)
Finish - 65
TOTAL - 65

3rd - Dale Earnhardt Jr. (8)
Finish - 60
TOTAL - 60

4th - Jeff Gordon (24)
Finish - 55
TOTAL - 55

6th - Jimmie Johnson (48)
Finish - 50
TOTAL - 50

9th - Dale Jarrett (88)
Finish - 45
TOTAL - 45

14th - Jamie McMurray (26)
Finish - 40
TOTAL - 40

16th - Greg Biffle (16)
Finish - 35
Most Laps Led - 5
TOTAL -- 40

20th - Michael Waltrip (55)
Finish - 30
TOTAL - 30

24th - Ken Schrader (21)
Finish - 25
TOTAL - 25

29th - Elliott Sadler (38)
Finish - 20
TOTAL - 20

37th - Kurt Busch (2)
Finish - 15
TOTAL - 15

39th - Kevin Harvick (29)
Finish - 10
TOTAL - 10

40th - Carl Edwards (99)
Finish - 5
TOTAL - 5

No one gets the Pole bonus this time. The award would have gone to Kasey Kahne...and no one has a claim on him. Before I limited it to 2 drivers per player, Cadi had him last season, but choices had to be made.

No DNQ's or DNF's among the Just Us Cup competitors.

Saturday, March 18, 2006

301 Visitors, A Review, Where We're All From...

There's this neat geo-tracking code that let's me know the country of origin of visitors.

Out of the last 301 visitors to the site...

270 were from the United States,
25 from Canada,
3 from the United Kingdom,
2 each from Australia, Singapore, and the Republic of Korea,
1 each from New Zealand, Germany, Mexico, the Czech Republic, Norway, the Philippines, and Brazil.


I just thought that was neat and wanted to share.

5 From the Smoke #2



Caught these songs on musicchoice.com via Comcast Cable..

song Learning to Fly
artist - Foo Fighters

1st member of the 5 From the Smoke Hall of Fame. Great song.
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song Get Through This(2005)
artist - Art of Dying

From the Nickleback school of Neo Melodic Metal. Good jam. Sort of repetitive.

TtCS ranking 3 1/2 Stars
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song I'm so Sick(2005)
artist - Flyleaf

Lead singer sounds a lot like Avril Lavigne. Band formerly known as Passerby. From Temple, TX. Decent song. Not great. The lead singer has a big, raw, and untamed voice. She can scream. Might need to revisit them and find out more about this band.

TtCS ranking 2 1/2 Stars
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song Send the Pain Below-Live(2003)
artist - Chevelle

From the Live from the Road CD. Very talented band. This recording doesn't do them justice.

TtCS ranking 1 1/2 Stars
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song Colors(2005)
artist - Crossfade

Trying to mine the same vein as Incubus and Hoobastank. Formerly known as The Nothing. Not on my list of things to run out and purchase.

TtCS ranking 2 1/2 Stars

Friday, March 17, 2006

Disagreement with the Chinese Government Means You're Crazy...

This is just horrible.

I know that China isn't a free country.

But they locked this guy up in a mental institution for 13 years because he was a dissident. I guess that's better than being stood up against a wall and shot.

I guess.

Thursday, March 16, 2006

The Smoking Lamp #73

I'm still working on the Smoking Lamp's future format. So there will be small changes in the way they are done over time.

JLU-2001

Martian Manhunter #10

by Brent Lambert

Best line and scene are Circe's "We want to sink Themyscira" and the reactions that engendered.

Wish there were more on what happened between the time Captain Atom was discovered in the box in the warehouse and his being a "member of the team" as he appears in this issue.

Hope when J'onn comes out of DG we loop back to the red carpet walk that was shown in the transition to the DG-verse in MM #8.

I liked the story. 6 1/2 Cigars.

Superman #27

"Trapped Inside One's Head"

by Steve Crosby

Best scene may be...

“No!” Lar Gand’s eyes blazed red. At a speed approaching light, the last Daxamite in Darkseid’s universe slammed into the robotic shell that Eradicator wore and shattered it. Living metal flew across the room and flowed into the walls.

or...the squishy Superman-Superboy amalgamation...ick.

Overall a pretty good story...8 1/2 Cigars.

Young Justice #11

"Young Rebels: Part 4: Surviving War World and the Final Fight!"

by Alex Hayden

Long issue. A couple of scenes jumped out at me here.

The white tux, top hat, tails, and fishnets and backward talking...excellent imagery there.

The flaming Azrael kneeling before Grayven.

Connor enjoying the carnage in the attack on the Justifier's HQ.

Rocco charging the ring.

And...

the Wow! moment...SHAZAM!

Cool imagery. The dialogue needed some work in a few places, but overall the plot and flow were pretty good. The rough spots drug the story down...maybe one more read through would have caught them. I give it 6 Cigars.

Wonder Woman #20

"Regaining Glory: Conclusion: Self"

by Matt Hrubey

The best scene in this story was the long fight with Artemis. Good flow and balance in the fight.

Fairly short story, but it hits all its marks and comes off well. 7 1/2 Cigars.

Legion Worlds #4

by Matt Pierce

“Are these the heroes I have awakened to? For a thousand years I have sat, waiting, contemplating and when the misguided finally appear, they are but babes? Earth has sent to me its children... Do not think for a moment, that I will hesitate to send them back... Earth's perished youth.” Dust and caked ash fell away from Him now, as He spoke and breathed. The years were caked on Him like dried mud and with every passing moment, the ages peeled away to reveal the terrible, old evil within:

Darkseid...


Setting the bar awfully high having an "Oh Wow" moment like that happen before the gatefold of the issue. That takes balls. Just worry about the possibility of anti-climax.

He turned and met Darkseid face to face and felt a vice like grip around his throat. Great line.

Darkseid on a Mobius chair...cool!

No anti-climax, just good stuff all the way through. 9 1/2 Cigars.

Dark Genesis #5

"Exodus"

by Curt Fernlund

The scenes:

Starfire vs. Blackfire in space...sweet.

The Infinite Man refusing Izaya.

Death crying.

But probably my favorite...

Darkseid glanced up as the skies sparkled at the horizon, the radiant blue split by a jagged flash of blinding white. Thunder rolled over the waves, the waters parting in their wake as they approached almost too fast to be seen; one red, one blue, brothers in blood if not in name. They were Gemini. They were Moses and Aaron come to free their people from a false god. Kryptonian and Daxamite…


Wow. It's a rare thing when I read something and think, "damn, I wish I had written that." On this one, I do. Great paragraph there.

Kara hanging. Her throat clenched in Darkseid's fist as he tried to strangle the life from her. Wow!

Great fight scenes all the way through. Excellent stuff.

Was there ever any doubt...10 Cigars

Pics from the 2005 Samsung/Radio Shack 500 at the Texas Motor Speedway

Jerry, Darla, Cadi, and Me










Me, Jerry, Darla's Son-in-Law, Cadi, and Darla's Son-in-Law's Dad





Cadi and Me

FEMA: Temporary Housing...Temporary Meaning Two or Three Years or More...

An article in the New York Times has pointed out that many of those temporary travel trailer housing options that were implemented in the Katrina region are inadequate.

Some of those trailers were set up in flood planes. Some of them are standing next to partially reconstructed or deconstructed homes that in a hurricane or tornado would be a source of lots of flying debris.

SIDEBAR: Remember, ladies and gentlemen, when we were all in high school and in Science class they showed us those pics of those 2X4's shot out of an air cannon to simulate debris in a tornado...one of those would punch clean through one of these mid-size travel trailers.


Was no one paying attention to where they were putting these things when FEMA dropped them off...or is it just that FEMA can't lead, follow, or get the hell out of the way?

Fight Over Ground Zero...This is Disgusting!

It's disgusting that the New York governor and the leaseholder for the site can't put aside their bickering over the site. They're fighting over sacred ground.

Earth to Silverstein and Pataki, we don't care who's right, just get it done.

How much of it is about money? And how much of it is about politics?

Somebody needs to tell Pataki that he won't ever be President. The foibles of his governorship are going to hang around his neck like a millstone. Giuliani, spiritually, led that city and, to a large extent, the country coming out of 9/11. He deserves the credit. To the rest of the country, Pataki was that guy who stood behind Giuliani at press conferences.

And someone needs to out-and-out ask Silverstein, how much it will cost to have him surrender his leasehold on the WTC site.

Jessica Simpson vs. George W. Bush

Oh-kay!

Show of hands, who among us believe that Jessica gave a crap about meeting GWB and that this was more a her father/manager thing than something that the "Chicken of the Sea" girl considered on her own?

Good that her organization isn't partisan. Good for them. Exposure and face-time with the President isn't something to sneeze at, regardless of politics.

Bono can meet with GWB. Oh wait, Bono doesn't have a Stage Dad managing his life.

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Superman Returns


Superman Returns is set up as a direct sequel to the 1980 Christopher Reeve film, Superman II. Think of it as if Superman III and IV never occurred, with as bad as they were ignoring them won't hurt.

They are going with the premise that Superman left earth following the events of Superman II and his return is portrayed in...Superman Returns, coming out this summer.

Instead of starting over and retelling the origin as seems to be the norm, they are jumping right in. I like that. Everyone knows the Superman origin. Let's get it started.

It's past time for Hollywood to try and make us believe a man can fly.

Monday, March 13, 2006

I'm Having a Sleestak Flashback from Way Back

Why yes...that is the theme song from The Land of the Lost that greeted you to the page today.

SIDEBAR: Well, the theme song has been on the site for about 12 hours. I've heard it three or four times all the way through now...hmmm, almost time to kill that whole Deliverance meets the Dinosaur vibe that the theme song gives off after a bit.

SIDEBAR 2: Day 3, I've had all I can stands and I can't stand no more. Click here to hear the Land of the Lost theme song.

I Am So Bummed!!!!!


Isaac Hayes quits as the voice of Chef on South Park, a role he has played since the show's inception. Probably my favorite character on the show...neck and neck with Cartman and Mr. Mackie.

His quitting sucks chocolate salty balls.

Don't get the reference...you ain't a fan of the show then.

And if it's true that he quit because the show aimed its sarcasm at Scientology, then, that's just sad. The whole gist of the show is its sarcastic aim at everything and everybody in culture.

Bums me out.

I wonder if the syndication money isn't an additional issue.

UAW/Daimler Chrysler 400 at Las Vegas -- The Just Us Cupdate

The Race Report

Las Vegas Pre-race Facts and Figures

Kevin Harvick's Future...extended at RCR or Driving for his own Toyota Cup Team or in the #88 in 2007 replacing a retiring Dale Jarrett. Wherever he lands success won't be long in coming.

I see a new nickname coming...Ryan Newman: The Fireman

Dodge getting their act together.

Bo Duke (John Schneider) sang the national anthem before the Busch race. His first zinger: "This song belongs to all of us, so I invite everyone to sing." Then, mid-song: "Oh say does that star spangled banner yet wave? You bet it does." He then drove one of the last remaining original General Lee Dodge Chargers (which he owns) around the start-finish line. He put the car's 725-horsepower Hemi to good use, doing burnouts afterward.

Did I miss this in Fox's Pre-race coverage? How could they not show something like this? Ah well.


Credit Where Credit is Due...I may not like Jimmie Johnson but Darian Grubb has impressed me. He's ready for the big time. Someone needs to find this guy a #1 job after Chad Knaus returns.

Race Review and Analysis

Newman's Troubles. Gordon Bashing Biffle. And the Busch Boys Going Home.

Margolis's Vegas Observations via Yahoo

Darian Grubb, Matt Kenseth, Tires vs. Tires, and Paul Menard

Lee Spencer's report on Buschwackers appearing in the Busch Series

Complete Finishing Order

1 Jimmie Johnson #48
2 Matt Kenseth #17
3 Kyle Busch #5
4 Kasey Kahne #9
5 Jeff Gordon #24
6 Mark Martin #6
7 Jeff Burton #31
8 Greg Biffle #16
9 Casey Mears #42
10 Denny Hamlin #11
11 Kevin Harvick #29
12 Robby Gordon #7
13 Joe Nemechek #01
14 Elliott Sadler #38
15 Clint Bowyer #07
16 Kurt Busch #2
17 J.J. Yeley #18
18 Jeff Green #66
19 Dale Jarrett #88
20 Martin Truex Jr. #1
21 Tony Stewart #20
22 Brian Vickers #25
23 Jamie McMurray #26
24 Terry Labonte #96
25 Jeremy Mayfield #19
26 Carl Edwards #99
27 Dale Earnhardt Jr. #8
28 Scott Riggs #10
29 Kyle Petty #45
30 Bobby Labonte #43
31 Dave Blaney #22
32 Scott Wimmer #4
33 David Stremme #40
34 Brent Sherman #49
35 Michael Waltrip #55
36 Sterling Marlin #14
37 Kevin Lepage #61
38 Kenny Wallace #178
39 Travis Kvapil #32
40 Reed Sorenson #41
41 Ken Schrader #21
42 Chad Chaffin #34
43 Ryan Newman #12

The Just Us Cup-date

Place - Driver
Finishing Points
Deduction (DNQ/Prov -5, DNF -5,
Bonus (Pole +5, Most Laps Led +5, Win +5)
TOTAL

1st - Jimmie Johnson #48
Finish - 65
Win - 5
TOTAL -- 70

5th - Jeff Gordon #24
Finish - 60
TOTAL -- 60

6th - Mark Martin #6
Finish - 55
TOTAL -- 55

8th - Greg Biffle #16
Finish - 50
Pole - 5
TOTAL -- 55

11th - Kevin Harvick #29
Finish - 45
TOTAL -- 45

14th - Elliott Sadler #38
Finish - 40
TOTAL -- 40

16th - Kurt Busch #2
Finish - 35
TOTAL -- 35

19th - Dale Jarrett #88
Finish - 30
TOTAL -- 30

23rd - Jamie McMurray #26
Finish - 25
TOTAL -- 25

26th - Carl Edwards #99
Finish - 20
TOTAL -- 20

27th - Dale Earnhardt Jr. #8
Finish - 15
Prov - -5
TOTAL -- 10

35th - Michael Waltrip #55
Finish - 10
TOTAL -- 10

41st - Ken Schrader #21
Finish - 5
DNF - -5
TOTAL -- 0

No one gets the Most Laps Led bonus this time. The award would have gone to Matt Kenseth...and no one claimed him. He's the only one of the Roush-keteers not claimed in Just Us Cup.

Sunday, March 12, 2006

Tough Day...


Yes, the Haters of the 48 are hating life today.

Thanks for asking.

Jimmie Johnson wins the UAW/Daimler-Chrysler 400 at Las Vegas.

Debris Cautions Are For Wussies!!!

Debris cautions at NASCAR-sanctioned events need to be examined closely.

Water bottles and gloves thrown from the driver's side window of cars going around the track to influence whether a driver has to make a green flag or a yellow flag stop are bullshit.

In the old days, the race officials would have gotten their asses kicked by the rednecks in the stands and on the race teams if a race's outcome were influenced directly or indirectly by a water bottle or a glove on the track.

At least in that Vegas race today, that last caution was genuine. There were bits and pieces of Kenny Wallace's car on the track after he was ran over by Denny Hamlin.

The caution before that was caused by someone's water bottle.

Baseball Hall of Fame, Steroids, and the Record Book

I don't believe that Bonds, McGuire, Palmiero, and Sosa should be stricken from the record book. I wish Roger Maris's clean record still stood, but I'm enough of a realist to know that the MLB isn't going back to that.

Who would have guessed that a year after Sosa, McGuire, Palmiero, and Canseco sat down in front of Congress that Canseco would be the one who looks good with a year's hindsight?

I think that Bonds, McGuire, Palmiero, and Sosa should all get into the Hall of Fame...the day after Pete Rose does.

She Eats My Chocolate...Girl Knows How to Eat...

Saw this while surfing Dinges blog, cntrl + alt + dinges.

Ain't sayin' she's a lot thicker...but she knows how to eat a Snicikers.


Get with the Golddigger parody.

Cool stuff. Thanks, Chris.

Friday, March 10, 2006

NASCAR Hall of Fame Announcement...Anti-Climax

If you missed it, after long consideration and multiple cities being in the running, NASCAR has made their choice.

Charlotte, North Carolina.

Hmmm, how many of us really expected them to choose anyplace other than Daytona, Florida or Charlotte? Really?

Heck, they should have just announced that it was going to be in the Carolinas and been done with it instead of building pseudo-drama and hopes and expectations in the not-Charlotte or Daytona cities.

My picks would have been either Bristol, because its Bristol and the best race of the year every time we go there, or Kansas City, not because of the track or anything like that, but because it is "Middle America" and would represent NASCAR growing beyond their roots and reaching out to their nationwide fan base.

Wow, they picked Charlotte.(NOTE: Heavy Sarcasm.)

Thursday, March 09, 2006

Life's Tough...2

But at least you aren't doing this for a living. If you are doing this for a living, I'm sorry. I hope the money is good.

Inspired by Dirty Jobs on the Discover Channel and Popular Science's yearly The Worst Jobs in Science.

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Do you think that studies should be done into...well...flatulence? Not for a means to stop it, but as a means of diagnosis of other medical conditions.

Well, Dr. Michael Levitt in Minneapolis thought so. And who knows, maybe he's right. But being either of his lab subjects would have sucked. Popular Science awarded he and his lab subjects the title of #1 Worst Job in Science for 2003.

First, the producers...

They volunteered to eat healthy quantities of pinto beans and, then, insert collection tubes to obtain their flatulent excretions. Yes, insert...yes, there.

The doctor would, then, collect said samples and send them along to the second group of subjects...

These odorists sat down with about a hundred samples each and...opened them and smelled them. Their job...to rate how noxious each sample was.

The samples were also chemically analyzed. The chief component found was hydrogen sulfide.

While the doctor's studies are held at arm's length by the medical establishment consider this, hydrogen sulfide is a toxic gas and is believed to play a role in numerous diseases.

Consider the rich cargo of toxic stew you are carrying the next time you politely hold back on letting fly for fear of embarrassing yourself or someone else. The colon that you save may be your own.

Still the two jobs profiled here, both the anal vapor collector and the post-anal scent tester, are way up high on my list of things that I don't want to do.

Imagine going to the doctor and having them ask you for a fart sample in addition to the urine and stool that you are already, sometimes, asked to provide.

I understand the collection...wouldn't want to take part, but I can understand it. I can understand the chemical analysis to determine the content and potentiality of a sample's being hazardous to the health of the producer or being a symptom of something going wrong in the body of the producer. I get all of that.

I don't see what the purpose of the people opening and sniffing the fart vials was...unless Dr. Levitt had a sadistic mean streak.

No word on whether the research is still ongoing at this date.

Sometimes, you're a smart feller and sometimes, you're a fart smeller.

5 From the Smoke



Caught these songs on Yahoo's Launchcast.

song American Jesus
artist - Bad Religion

The song has some catchy parts to it, but it is overwhelmed by the monotone quality of the singing and repetitive nature of the song.

TtCS ranking * Star

song Lights and Sounds
artist - Yellowcard

This was a red card song, if you ask me.

TtCS ranking 1/2 Star

song Bat Country
artist - Avenged Sevenfold

These guys could have been late 80's or early 90's metal. Pretty good stuff.

TtCS ranking ** Stars

song Wings of the Butterfly
artist - H.I.M.

If they don't count Queensryche as an influence, they are lying to themselves.

TtCS ranking **** Stars

song DOA
artist - Foo Fighters

What can you really say about the Fighter from Foo. They are incredible.

TtCS ranking ***** Stars

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Jamie's Cryin'

...because Uncle Eddie looked at her.

Children of the 80's, if you want to keep your good, golden memories of Eddie Van Halen do not click this link to would you blog me. EVH does not look well.

I could swear I saw him on one of those the Horrors of Meth shows on PBS or A and E.

ADDENDA: Check out these prospective Van Halen song titles from the guys over at Blowing Smoke.

Tuesday, March 07, 2006

The Smoking Lamp #72

Pendragons

Dragon Claws #32

Part 4: The Last Battle

by David Wheatley

Wheatley has carved out a healthy portion of the Pendragon-verse as his own in Dragon's Claws. Wheatley has been tabbed by Barry Reese to takeover the Pendragons core title. He has put together an impressive run on Dragon's Claws, for which he has written all 32 issues.

My favorite scene was when Rick reached out with the Destiny Force and triggered the people...and images of humanity kicking Martian ass run through my head.

A close second is when the agents of Darkmoor arrived to, at least attempt, to take Pen Dragon and Jessica Drew into custody.

Good stuff.

Captain Avalon #1
Captain Avalon #2

"Ghosts and Devils" Parts 1 and 2

by Barry Reese

Barry is the King of the Pendragon court. It was all his fan-ficky baby way back over a hundred issues ago. It is a big universe full of big ideas and Barry has done an incredible job of welding the Pendragons mythos together. And with Captain Avalon, he will continue to contribute to the greatness that is the Pendragon-verse.

Oh God, Barry...wow. Kelsey striking out with the sword at the apparition at the end of the fight with the Massai was a heart tugger. Wow. Maybe not my favorite scene, but I tell you what, I'll remember it for a good long while.

3 words, Zombie Union Jack...ick.

Nice to see that Barry "Lovecraft Jr." Reese isn't losing his touch.

Avengers 2000

60's Avengers #26

"Of Allies and Enemies"

by Jeff Melton

I've enjoyed everything that I've read from Mr. Melton. He has thrown down a helluva run at Av2K on Invaders and at the Other Worlds branch on 60's Avengers.

I'm a sucker for Thor spins his hammer scenes. Add in the big crowd of Avengers ready to combat the evil of the Lethal Legion and this is just pure comic book gold. Any scene that you can instantly see what it would look like on the comic book page is well done, and this one fits the bill.

Good long fight scene. Lots of heroes, lots of villains, and things blow up. Aces.

Boxing glove arrow...always good for a retro story.

The Ringer-Black Widow-Hawkeye fight was probably my favorite.

The Myths of the Dubai Ports World Deal

Media Matters has a great article with multiple links to the myths surrounding the Dubai Ports World deal.

The Bush Administration is employing their honored tradition of sleight of hand. They continue talking about other things waiting for the story to die.

The bits that leaped out at me was the translated letter supposedly from al-Qaida to a United Arab Emirates official in which the letter writer claims that al-Qaida has infiltrated the UAE at many levels and in many places. And the paragraph that delineates how much security the new ports master would really be responsible for.

Add to this the quote from Donald Rumsfeld about not being aware of the full ramifications of the ports deal, because he had just heard of it...

(Rubs ears) Did I read that last part right?

Monday, March 06, 2006

No Cup Race Last Weekend...

No Just Us Cup-date this week.

Google AdSense Sucks!

Great search engine...rotten associate programs.

I've ran their ads on my blog for a year or so now. And every time that I've had to access their system to look at how much they owed me or whatever, it's been a gigantic hassle.

Well now, the log-in for Google AdSense will let me get in to look at the Google Groups, which are like Yahoo Groups, just people getting together online to discuss topics of interest, but no link through to where my Google AdSense account should be.

I get the log-in to sign up for AdSense all over again...but considering that I have been running their targeted ads at my friends and neighbors for all this time, I already have an account.

They also have the mighty, invisible Tech Support group over there. Ask a question and it routes you through the FAQ and eventually, if you are asking a question like mine, you end up back on the Sign Up for Google AdSense page.

Screw it. I'm taking them down. Damned account probably only has $0.60 in it anyway. Call it my fee for the lessons.

Then, let's add in the fact that if you put "Through the Cigar Smoke" into the Google search engine you get out to about Page 9 before you see any of my articles from here.

Screw them. Screw me. Lesson learned.

Saturday, March 04, 2006

The 43 Days of Daytona - 1st Place in 2005

The Top NASCAR NEXTEL Cup Driver Profiles of 2005.

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Featuring NEXTEL Cup Champion for 2005 - Tony Stewart
#20 - Home Depot

Tony Stewart was firmly ensconced in the Joe Gibbs Racing #20 last season and likely will be for many more seasons to come. He recorded 3 poles, 5 wins, 17 Top 5's and 25 Top 10's. His winnings for the season totaled $6,987,530.

He was third in poles with only Ryan Newman(8) and Elliott Sadler(4) getting more, second in wins with only Greg Biffle(6) having more, first in Top 5's, and first in Top 10's. He had a very consistent season.

The 1, 2, and 3 finishers in points last year, Stewart, Biffle, and Edwards, are having early season difficulties. Stewart and Biffle, both had blown motors at California in the 2nd race of the season. Edwards went out early and was the first car out of the race in the Daytona 500. Now, we are only 2 races into the new season, but it isn't a good start. It's a long season and all three teams can recover, but how well they recover will only be shown in the fullness of time.

Matt Kenseth and Tony Stewart have spoken regarding their incidents at Daytona. Whether the hatchet is buried or just laid aside for the moment will be revealed in the course of the season.

Tony took a big steps toward maturing in the sport. He became the defacto driver spokesman when he challenged NASCAR to do something about all the bump drafting on the restrictor plate tracks and NASCAR responded. The role of driver spokesman should have probably devolved on Jeff Gordon, but apparently his majesty is too busy being the franchise that he has become and running 22nd and worse despite blanket media coverage to worry about the bigger picture and the driver spokesman role that was vacated with the death of Dale Earnhardt five years ago.

Stewart won the Speed Channel Driver of the Year Award for 2005. He was, also, named the Richard Petty Driver of the Year by the National Motorsports Press Association.

Will sponsorship be big enough to allow the team to field a car every week? Yes. The Home Depot sponsorship is solid gold.

Do I think he could go win a championship? C'mon, he's won two out of the last four.

Do I think he could win a race or two and have a good season? Yes. He wins at least two races this season...provided he can lasso that temper back into check and get focused again.

The Turning...

I find myself having more and more in common with the Republicans than with the Democrats. I am of the disenfranchised center-of-the-road wing of the party and, even worse, hail from a geographic area which the national Democratic Party has ceded to the Republicans for the foreseeable future. Though with the Dem leadership's hard lean toward the left, they are less and less a party that I can condone or call my own. We as a nation are better off when the leaders of both parties are Centrists and a wider majority of us have our views bandied about at the higher levels. The Right and Left have learned that to get elected they have to run toward the middle. Then, after being elected, they drift back to their position of stasis.

Brother Craig was right. I was confused in my political leanings when we all first got to know one another. I wasn't changing, but the party was changing about me and beneath my feet.

The party that elected Jimmy Carter doesn't exist anymore. Bill Clinton's two elections were an aberration in the cycle. Clinton was from the South and through personality, if nothing else, he was able to draw votes from swing states. It wasn't about political ideals. It was about his being able to talk a poor man into giving him his last dollar or an intern into giving him a...well you get the idea. Gore was the strongest candidate to compete against Bush. Kerry, though a fine Massachusetts Senator, couldn't.

I have stopped my reception of the Democrats.com newsletter. Everything that I disliked about Fox News's Rightist stance is mirrored in this newsletter from the Left. It's too Left. And now, after months of "Impeach Bush NOW" sloganeering...well...not on my computer screen anymore.

The whole "After Downing Street" movement is a waste of time. Sitting U.S. Presidents don't get impeached for the kinds of things currently perceived as wrong in the Bush Administration. Yes, you heard it here, I am defending President George W. Bush.

Wake up and smell the Civics lesson. I may not love Bush, but he's what we've got for 2 more years.

If we were going to toss politicians out of office because they lied to their constituencies, Washington DC would be a ghost town.

If the Dems were truly concerned, then, steps should have been taken much earlier. A higher quality candidate with broader based appeal than Kerry should have been ran against Bush for the Presidency. I'm not disputing Kerry's credentials. He is a great East Coast Liberal Senator, but where's his appeal to old school Southern Democrats, the forgotten, amputated arm of the Democratic Party.

For the Liberal wing of the Democratic Party to be dominant, the Southern wing had to be culled. Well, I'd say they've succeeded to a large degree. The Southies represented the more conservative wing of the party, the more religious wing of the party...both positions that have been ceded to the Republicans in the national arena.

I'll always consider myself a Southern Democrat, in deference to my grandmother and the way she raised me, but more and more I'll be voting as an Independent. I've never voted a straight party ticket in my life and, truly, feel that it shouldn't even be an option. You have to vote your conscience and just blindly voting for someone because they are on the same team as you isn't right.

So, more and more, I find myself a Southern Democrat in name only. An endangered species. A blue state exile in a red state, who finds himself shading more towards purple all the time.

How many of you out there, south of the Mason-Dixon line, feel the same way? More and more, I'd bet.

Friday, March 03, 2006

The 43 Days of Daytona - 2nd Place in 2005

The Top NASCAR NEXTEL Cup Driver Profiles of 2005.

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Greg Biffle
#16 - Army National Guard / Subway / Jackson Hewitt

Greg Biffle raced his way to second place last season in the Roush Racing #16. He recorded 5 wins, 17 Top 5's, 21 Top 10's, and no poles. His winnings totaled $5,729,930.

Subway has expanded their sponsorship deal with Roush and the #16. They will be on the car for 11 races this season.

As we roll through tax season, the Jackson Hewitt paint scheme is making a few appearances. One at the California race. There are also a number of show cars appearing at sponsor sites around the country. A few weeks ago, the Jackson Hewitt car was outside one of their locations in Burleson, TX.

Biffle had a great season last year. And the expectation is that it will continue this year.

The blown motor at California messed up his second race of the season, but expect Biffle and his team to get it right and start their climb back toward the apex of the NASCAR Nextel Cup rankings.

Will sponsorship be big enough to allow the team to field a car every week? Yes. The sponsorship is solid.

Do I think he could go win a championship? Biffle is a class driver with a class team. They should run for the championship.

Do I think he could win a race or two and have a good season? Biffle will win at least two races, possibly four, this season.

NY Times Poll: Americans Don't Oppose Gas Tax Increase

Are they high?

In a year in which gas prices have kicked us in the teeth, how in the hell does a poll show Americans willing to expand gas taxes?

Geez!

Wake the hell up.

Click here for the story.

The Shocker Explained...

The Shocker hand gesture and meaning is expounded upon here.

Thanks to rotten.com.

Beware of rotten, when wandering around there. There is a high assortment of gross stuff.

Genius

Probably the smartest bird ever.

At first, I thought the girl with the microphone was a ventriloquist, but after watching the full video, I'm not so sure.

Check it out courtesy killsometime.com.

Superman: Brainiac Attacks

The trailer for the upcoming original animated DVD release.

Done in the style of the most recent Superman cartoon, it looks cool.

Thursday, March 02, 2006

The 43 Days of Daytona - 3rd Place in 2005

The Top NASCAR NEXTEL Cup Driver Profiles of 2005.

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Carl Edwards
#99 - Office Depot

Flipper had an incredible season in 2005. Considering that it was really his rookie year, even though he couldn't run for rookie of the year because he appeared in too many Cup races in the '04 season.

He ran a full season in the Roush Racing #99 Ford. He recorded 2 poles, 4 wins, 13 Top 5's, and 18 Top 10's. His winnings totaled $4,889,990.

While last year featured a series of co-sponsors, this season Office Depot moves into the primary sponsorship role. Carl has also been added to the Gillette Young Guns campaign.

Friday, February 23rd, Carl is to appear on the Late, Late Show with Craig Ferguson. Look for it on your local channels as you are coming in from whatever constitutes your Friday night debauchery.

Edwards was the Driver of the Quarter for the Fourth Quarter of 2004. And was in the running for DotY, Tony Stewart eventually won. This is quite an award because it encompasses all of auto racing. The Speed Channel Driver of the Year Award and it's quarterly winners is sponsored by Gillette. There are 18 journalists who vote on the various drivers before whittling the field down to an eventual winner.

After a tough showing at the Daytona 500 this year, where he finished last. And then, we got to California where Carl hangs a third in one of those "with a few more laps, there's not telling what they could have done." This puts him 22nd in points after 2 races. It also puts him in good company. One place ahead of him in 21st with a 5th at Daytona and a 43rd at California is Tony Stewart with bonus points making the difference in his being in front of Carl or behind him.

Will sponsorship be big enough to allow the team to field a car every week? Yes. The sponsorship is solid.

Do I think he could go win a championship? It's a Roush car with a driver in it who knows how to win. Yes, it's possible.

Do I think he could win a race or two and have a good season? Yes, he should win at least two races this season.

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Street Wars...You're Kidding Me, Right?

Isn't it just a matter of time before someone actually gets killed?

How is this a good idea?

The players in this game are hunting one another on the streets and through the cities.

NOTE: This is a real world game of hide and seek played with water pistols. The object being to shoot your assigned target, then, you take their envelope containing their target and you hunt and shoot them. Game goes on until you find the person who has you as a target.

Just a matter of time until one of these water pistol wielding hooligans shoots someone with a water pistol who has a real gun or runs afoul of the law.

This is a stupid idea.

Find out more about Street Wars LARP, Live Action Role Play, here.


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